Vadodara based human rights activist, Rohit Prajapati takes a satirical look at the ‘changes’ wrought in the country with Narendra Modi at the helm
By Rohit Prajapati
In Gujarat the Government had ‘changed’ long ago, now in Delhi too the Government has now ‘changed’.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, the aroma of “Acche Din Good Days” wafted in every corner of the country.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, IB was tasked to report people’s issues; and IB submitted its first report too.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, within x days more than 80% of Illegal Money from foreign shores was deposited in Government Treasury.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, within y days more than 100% of Illegal Money from Local Shores was deposited in Government Treasury.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, within xy days with Illegal Money deposited in Government Treasury, inflation was wiped out completely.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, bribes and payoffs completely vanished from official corridors.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, prices of cooking gas came down by 50%.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, unlimited supply of cooking gas bottles began.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, foremost milk prices came down.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, within few days petrol and diesel prices too came under control.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, power prices came down by 50%.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, instead of watchmen police sub inspectors now stand guard in residential neighborhoods.
As soon as the new government came in power in Delhi, police force actually became friends of people.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, police arrives on spot and registered complaint in response to calls on toll free police phone number 0420.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, all the lumpen elements and mafia went into hiding.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, schools and colleges stopped taking donations.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, private tuition classes closed down shutters.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, children started enjoying burden free education.
As soon as the new government came in power in Delhi, government schools and hospitals started working efficiently.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, any public work is completed barely within 1-3-13-17-31 days.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, unemployment became a past relic.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, everybody got both work and living wages.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, the wage increase outstripped the price rise.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, the contaminated ground water is rendered pure and clean.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, the contaminated rivers are rendered pure and clean.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, all the workers’ issues are resolved.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, sex ratio in the country started improving.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, rapists are quickly punished and rape incidents reduced.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, untouchability was completely eradicated.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, tribals became vanvasi.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, in fair price shops good quality grains and essentials are available.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, all government schemes are executed efficiently.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, people no longer needed to visit government offices to get their work done.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, farmers started getting power for 25 hours.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi, it was happiness and gaiety all over.
As soon as the New Government came in power in Delhi….
Dhadamm….`Ouch, it hurts…’
‘What happened?’
I fell down as I turned in sleep.
16 June 2014